I really don’t have much else that I know how to do.

When I was a kid, there was a Disney cartoon that I really wanted to model my life around - the one where Goofy does a bunch of jobs, one that starts with every letter of the alphabet.

Little did I know that it would become something that I tried to base my life off of.

When I was in college I had a professor explain his doctorate in a way that I f…