After my medical escapades almost a lifetime ago now, my wife purchased me one of those watches that “watches” you.

It tells the time, and the stuff, for sure - but it also tells me how many steps I’ve taken for the day.

Now, there’s something you have to know about me. For a goodly portion of my life, I actually prided myself and gauged the quality of my life by how few steps I could take in a day.