One of my favorite stolen sayings is that “close only counts in horsehoes and hand grenades.”

I’m not a real particular person - I like to think I am, but at the end of the day I’m just as lazy as the next person.

I throw my clothes on the floor at home, a foot from the washing machine.

I put my dishes in the sink, a foot from the dishwasher.

I’ll leave my controller on the couch instead of putting it…