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Mike’s Mic

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EMERSON - Christmas is a magical time of year and obviously, with all of the Grandkids, it’s especially special this Christmas season, blah, blah, blah. I’m trying to stay hep or hip with my fashions, and now I’m feeling insecure.
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Top 10 reasons why our newspaper is better than a can of pop.....

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10. You can leave it out all night and it won’t lose its fizz 9. Have you ever tried to clean your windows with Mountain Dew? 8. It won’t spill and leave a mess on your coffee table 7. You can share it with your kids without worrying about backwash 6. Easier to store in a scrapbook 5. No risk of spraying in your face if you shake it up before you open it 4. It won’t rot your teeth 3. No need to add ice on a hot summer day 2. You gain information, not inches 1. When’s the last time you saw your kid’s picture on a pop can?
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